Wednesday
UNIFORMS ARE FOR PRIMARY SCHOOL KIDS
Who wants to wake up in the morning and put on the same items of clothing
day in day out, noone thats who. And thats exactly why Public Relations is the perfect course to study. Once you've studied for three, possibly even four, long years you get to continue choosing what you want to wear everyday!
So you don't have to be angry at life like the little lady above, or pretend to be really happy about it like the kids below... in particular the dude at the front...
because in reality everyday is NON UNIFORM DAY!! YAY!!
But wait it gets even better. Not only are you free from any strict dress codes you're also free from official, formal titles. You can't be labelled or shoved into a category like doctors, firemen and teachers, oooh no! The list of job titles in PR are endlessssssss...
You can call yourself a:
Public Relations Practionner
Director of Communications
Media Relations Officer
Internal Communicatoins Manager (if you like it on the inside)
External Communications Manager (if you prefer it on the outside)
Press Officer
or just simply a PR
So if you're fussy, like set dress codes, like boring job titles and like to carry out the same tasks on a daily basis
DO NOT APPLY FOR THIS COURSE
...but the rest of you cool kids I'm sure are filling out an application already! So I'll see you soon
CHLOE.
DO YOU SMOKE?
YES?
NO?
Whether you do or not I couldn't care less, but it's an example of a question. I've asked you a question just like you're probably asking loads before you decide which university you want to go to.
Well instead of answering your questions about Westminster University I'm going to tell you the questions they might ask you! So basically I'm helping you prepare the best answers so that when you come to your interviews here, because I'm certain you already want to come, you'll impress and get an unconditional offer.
My housemate studies Fashion Design and she was asked "WHICH MINOGUE SISTER DO YOU PREFER? DANNII OR KYLIE?", I personally don't see the relevance of this question but i guess it must mean something. Anyway she answered "KYLIE" - which I thought I agreed with but Dannii was successful a lot earlier and dresses a lot better than Kylie now but yeah - her interviewer whispered "GOOD CHOICE". So even though it's the wrong answer, make sure you say Kylie Minougue and you're in!
I study Public Relations and at my interview i was asked "IF IT WAS THE LAST JOB ON EARTH AND PAID 6 FIGURES, WOULD YOU WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT PROMOTES SMOKING TO TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN?" Everyone was like "Hell yeah, it's just a job" and "Who cares work is work I need money". I was clearly in a room full of immoral dicks who only think about themselves, I would never encourage kids to smoke because I think that's disgusting and seriously wrong, but in reality there is NO right answer to that question (there obviously is, but the interviewers said that there wasn't).
But then that's part of what Public Relations is all about... do you incorporate your morals into your working life or not?
That's a question I'll leave you to answer for yourself
CHLOE.
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